what happens in vegas...well you know...

We survived another Vegas trip. This past Sunday we made the trek up to Vegas and we made it in good time. Once we got into town we went to the hotel first to see if we could check in.

Cons of the Monte Carlo:
-It took several times around the block to figure out how to get to self-parking/check in parking.
-Parking garage was under construction and so we had to park in a temporary lot across the street.
-Hotel room was ok. Toilet was super scary...it sounded like it could suck in the whole bathroom.
-Not many unique eating establishments or enough attractions inside.

Pros of the Monte Carlo:
-It was cheap.
-Awesome pool, lazy river and wave pool.
-Had some good machines.
-Close to other casinos.
-Had a McDonalds, Subway, and Starbucks

After we settled in on Sunday we met Cheryl for the first time. She is really nice and we look forward to getting to know her better. They picked us up and took us to their timeshare and afterwards we went back to the strip and took a short tour of the strip. We mainly hit Caesar's Palace, Bellagio and Flamingo. We ended up at Margaritaville which is totally awesome!!!! Zac and I had a few margaritas and we had some really good food! The highlight was the girl sliding down the volcano in the margarita blender vat. After dinner we went our separate ways and Zac and I walked back to our hotel. Monday morning after a quick breakfast we were picked up again and we headed to the chapel. Brian and Cheryl got married via walk up window. Zac and I were the witnesses. The whole thing was real simple and over in about 10 minutes. After the wedding we went the Wynn and had a wedding lunch buffet. Good food and great desserts. After lunch we all came back to our hotel and we spent the rest of the afternoon by the pool. We had drinks, had fun and relaxed while people watching. Zac definitely enjoyed the view of the waitress with the fake boobs. That night we decided to eat dinner at New York, New York. We had some damn good Chinese food and after that we went our separate ways again. This time Zac and I managed to waste enough time that at midnight we were hungry again and were eating hotdogs in MGM Grand. We probably went to bed around 1:30 in the morning only to wake up early to meet up with Cheryl and Brian for breakfast. After breakfast buffet at the Palace Station we said our goodbyes and Zac and I wasted a couple hours losing the rest of our money before starting on the long voyage home.

Pictures can be found here. I'm still working on the site so check back often.

need more girlfriends

today my friend came over to pick up season 4 of Lost. i got her hooked. she was telling me a story of an old coworker that once came over to her desk and needless to say it was a casual friday. well from where she was sitting she could see something. she asked her friend if he was going commando that day. he looked at her like how did you know and he said "yes". my friend then said "well the boys just dropped, your pants are ripping at the seam". she said she couldn't help but look because she was eye level with his crotch. my response...

"oh he wanted to teabag you"....

she didn't say anything...i thought oh dear god did i really just say that?

pictures!

I uploaded wedding pictures to facebook. The pictures are from 5 of the 20 some cameras we had on the tables at the wedding.

thank you facebook! something else to waste time on

while on facebook i saw that a friend became a fan of awkwardfamilyphotos.com, so while perusing the site i found this image. so classy! i really like the hand on the butt.

i think this one is hilarious. so 80's!

i don't exactly know what these people were thinking but would you let your daughter play with your fake winkie?

i don't believe you

so i work with shoes and every other week or so the buyers are searching for women that are perfect/true sizes so that when we get samples these people can try the shoes on and give the buyers and vendors feedback on any issues. usually these women get to keep the shoes or some of the shoes they try on. the other day our VP was on the hunt for the brannock device...we finally found it and so we all got our feet measured by one of the vendors. when it was my turn he measured my foot and it turns out i'm a 7 1/2 wide. wait.... i've been wearing 8 1/2 mediums since junior high....this is wrong. so i made my manager measure both of my feet today and sure enough i'm a 7 1/2 wide.

i asked zac if he knew that this meant i had to buy all new shoes. he didn't buy it. i don't know why i'm so shocked...everyone at work thinks i'm having a hard time with this because of the wide part...but i could care less about that. what gets me is that all these years thinking one thing and then all of a sudden bam it's like i don't even recognize my feet. what's next? am i going to find out i'm actually right handed?

what we talk about at work

this afternoon a name of an employee came up and i said that i wanted to see this guy. this guy's name keeps popping up and one of my friends said that if anyone were to go postal in this place it would be that guy. so i want to know what he looks like so i can stay far away from him.

well the lady i sit next to said "oh my god i have a story about him" so i'm thinking oh i wonder if she dated him or something. well she started off her story by telling me and her assistant how this guy thinks he is god's gift to women. they never really spoke to each other unless they had to and she didn't like him at all. well one time he was working on her assistant's computer and this guy was just spouting stuff off. it sounded like this guy and the assistant knew each other. well the guy at one point said "girls with implants are tramps"

the lady telling the story turned around and asked the guy "so are you calling me a tramp?"

the guy didn't know what to do. he had no idea this lady had gotten breast implants and so he got all red and he didn' t know how to recover from what he just said. well since then he has tried to avoid her at all costs.

so her current assistant is just blown away. she says "i didn't know you had breast implants" the lady says "you didn't know? it's like the big joke around here. everyone is always making fun of me because i got them while working here." the assistant says "no, i didn't know...you can't tell...usually you can tell...and yours look nice"

the lady just laughed, she loves compliments. it doesn't matter if it comes from guys or girls. i just wondered where this conversation was going?

I had to share this crap!

Today at work I got this article in a forward. I read it like 40 bajillion times. It's like a bad accident, I kept staring. I tried searching to see if this is legit or like a story in a national enquirer type thing...but after 20 seconds of researching I decided it's true...it's on the internet...it must be true.

So here's a link to the article ... $200,000 wedding