this afternoon a name of an employee came up and i said that i wanted to see this guy. this guy's name keeps popping up and one of my friends said that if anyone were to go postal in this place it would be that guy. so i want to know what he looks like so i can stay far away from him.
well the lady i sit next to said "oh my god i have a story about him" so i'm thinking oh i wonder if she dated him or something. well she started off her story by telling me and her assistant how this guy thinks he is god's gift to women. they never really spoke to each other unless they had to and she didn't like him at all. well one time he was working on her assistant's computer and this guy was just spouting stuff off. it sounded like this guy and the assistant knew each other. well the guy at one point said "girls with implants are tramps"
the lady telling the story turned around and asked the guy "so are you calling me a tramp?"
the guy didn't know what to do. he had no idea this lady had gotten breast implants and so he got all red and he didn' t know how to recover from what he just said. well since then he has tried to avoid her at all costs.
so her current assistant is just blown away. she says "i didn't know you had breast implants" the lady says "you didn't know? it's like the big joke around here. everyone is always making fun of me because i got them while working here." the assistant says "no, i didn't know...you can't tell...usually you can tell...and yours look nice"
the lady just laughed, she loves compliments. it doesn't matter if it comes from guys or girls. i just wondered where this conversation was going?
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I know where that conversation was going.
I forgot to add that I hang out too much with Zac and so I thought this was heading towards a lesbian porn scene.
Where else would it lead.
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