heartburn and pink underwear

story 1:

co-worker: "I have heartburn. This is how it started the last time my stomach hurt."

me: Maybe you need to get your gall bladder taken out.

c-w: Is that what happened with you?

me: yeah.

quiet as mouse other co-worker: My sister was complaining of really bad heartburn and she thought she needed to get her gall bladder removed, turns out she was pregnant.

me: are you serious? now it makes sense why i was asked if I was pregnant or if I could be pregnant a million times in the emergency room.

c-w with heartburn: I will tell you what I tell the doctor every time he asks me if I could be pregnant...Don't you have to do something to get pregnant?

so in conclusion, my co-worker isn't having sex.

story 2:

me: I like your pink jersey, and your pink shoes and your pink watch and your pink socks. Are you wearing pink underwear too?

(right after I said this I went to grab my co-workers wrist to take a closer look at her watch and my co-worker jumps and smacks my hand away)

me: I wasn't checking your underwear I wanted to see your watch. geez!!!!


in conclusion, i shouldn't say anything about wearing pink underwear and then make a motion towards that persons waist.

reevaluation of 2008 listy-doo

2. Pay off computer.


Woo hoo!!!! I just scheduled my last payment for this coming Tuesday.

Goodbye Dell account.

Hello new shiny computer!!!!!

Ok maybe not hello right away.

The 80's made a comeback last night.

Yesterday we got ready and headed up to Benson. We were on our way to an 80's birthday party. I think we look totally awesome.

Check out the cake. We waited all night to get a piece of that cake. We also ate PacMan cupcakes and they were delish.

The only thing missing was a packed dance floor. I really wanted to bust a move like in The Breakfast Club where they are all dancing in the library!

We also ate javelina. I didn't know you could eat javelina but we did and it wasn't too bad, just really salty.

I need to get to New York!!!

Today I received an email from one of my vendors with a subject line of new address. I ignored it all morning and after lunch I decided to read it to waste some time. The email just talked about the new address as of March 31st blah blah blah. At the very bottom the vendor added this:

P.S.
We will be having a moving party "Goodbye SoHo, Hello Tribeca". A formal invitation will be sent out later but if you are in New York for market week let us know and we'll send you an invitation.


So I email the vendor back and I write this:

I finally get invited to a New York Party and I live in Arizona!

This SUCKS!


He writes me back saying that maybe he can convince the merch buyer to come and bring me with....then he adds "if not I'll say hi when I come out to Tucson."

I don't care about him saying hi, I won't to go to New York and go to a party at a cool club and plus its during MARKET WEEK.

Harry Potter update!

Did you all hear that the last book will be broken up into two movies!!!

Too much stuff going on in Year Seven that they can't leave anything out.

I just wonder what Harry and Hermione will look like when those movies are finally done and they better keep the same actors!

We are nevernudes.

This is us screaming because that water is cold!

Our quick trip to San Diego was fun and just what the doctor ordered. Getting away was great and now it just means planning for future trips!

Zac pretty much summed up our trip on his blog and Mia wrote about the seedier side of our trip-mainly our "Oh Jenny!" parts of the trip.

San Diego Zoo was absolutely amazing. The panda bears were one of my favorites too, probably because they were eating like 10 feet away from us. It really looked like fat little kids were in panda suits.

Sea World brought back a few memories from the last time I went when I was 5! The shark aquarium was awesome and petting the bat rays was just too cool.


Next time we take a trip to the ocean it going to include camping, taking Daisy, and a cooler full of food and Coronas!



Hopefully, soon I'll be able to add more pics of our trip!

Um sir, do you know what is on your mini cooper?

On the way home I saw a mini cooper like the one pictured here. The difference is that there was a giant penis spray painted on the driver side door. Is this a new decal you can get for your car?

Here are my thoughts on penis mini cooper:
1) Maybe somebody decided the car looks like a banana therefore a spray painted penis would be appropriate.

2) If somebody other than the owner/driver of the mini cooper spray painted the penis, that would suck only if you didn't particularly care for penis portraits.

3) I wonder if the person driving is incredibly embarrassed?

4) I wonder what children are saying when they see the car? Are they asking their parents?

5) What are parents saying?

6) Is the car called Mr. Penis?

7) Why does the word penis look weird now?

Things you don't want to know about Daisy

Daisy is obviously our world. We don't get out much.

Back to stuff you could care less of-on the weekends I clean up the backyard a bit which just means I pick up Daisy's poops and throw in the dumpster. This past weekend I was amazed and horrified at what I was looking at. Some poops were normal but then I got to one that had strings in it. I recognized the strings from the throw pillow she has recently torn apart. I thought to myself "Oh Daisy, when will you learn". Then I got to the next poop and this horrified me. Not only was there a huge chunk of pillow strings but also a couple of 1/2 inch pieces of twigs. I always thought she was just chewing on the sticks and rocks but I think she's actually eating everything. We've started feeding her more but I think she could eat all day and she wouldn't be satisfied.

Also on Sunday I was sitting at my desk which is right next to the couch in the living room. All of sudden I smelled something horrid. I started sniffing my shirt thinking that maybe it needed to be washed or maybe it was just me having bad BO but then I just took a shower it couldn't be me. I was perplexed. Then I started sniffing the air it just got more potent when I turned my head to the right. Hmmm...there just happens to be a little doggy sitting to the right of me and so I got up and started walking over to her and OMG!!!!! I started looking around because I thought she had actually pooped somewhere nearby. No poop, just horrible gas. I made her go outside because it was just rancid.