not that any of you had any doubts.
i really have nothing of importance to say but in hopes that some day someone reads my blog in wanting to figure out the real me they'll know that i excelled at watching tv and sucked at grammar and everything else.
this computer is pissing me off. i press the return button and it's like it ignores me. maybe it's apple's way of saying i'm not good enough to be using this computer. or it gets scared that i'm typing more than a facebook status. i'm making it work too hard.
not to change the subject or anything but i'm changing the subject now. i've decided to reread harry potter again...i had to emphasize that this isn't the first time reading the books. i'm on the 2nd book so far. i like to set small attainable goals for myself.
things that scare me....1...if i were to have a baby i'd be afraid that i wouldn't be able to hold it in the same position for longer than a couple minutes. the kid would be so uncomfortable with me. i'm sure nice people, and by that i mean girls, will say that will all change when you have your own kid and you'll never want to let go of your kid...blah blah blah....alls i know is that when daisy sits near me or puts her head on my lap i start to focus on it and then i want her off me. it's too much, my leg needs to move, i have an itch on my knee or all of sudden i really need to do something else. now don't take this as i want kids, it's just something i've thought about. b.....um...i'm bored with this section now.
for cinco de mayo we had nachos at work. even though i love nachos i found it a bit racist. i mean come on...at least they could give us some coronas and bean burritos and go all the way. no...instead we get nachos along with costco salsa and guacamole. don't half ass it, but in a way i guess it makes sense right....we're in america and we'll celebrate a mexican battle and call it mexico's independence day so that we can feel justified drinking mexican beers at happy hour when in mexico people don't even give a damn. but the best part of it is that we also celebrated once de mayo. since our traveling president couldn't celebrate cinco de mayo with us our hr dept decided to host a sonoran dog lunch. before you get all jealous or upset because this is even more racist now....just you wait....our sonoran hotdogs were delivered via roachcoach and we had tables set out under the parking structure so we had shade. oh yeah baby we were ghetto! we brought the southside to an eastside parking lot just so our president could try a sonoran hotdog. i'm still convinced he was too afraid to travel to the southside by himself.
there is a farty mcfartster in the living room and i'm pretty sure when he says he's sorry-he's lying.
and on that note i'll say adieu.
