Sunday, June 27, 2010

when crazy meets drunk




This night was planned for quite a few months. Christina, (the one we call Charlotte), was back in town for visit. She's originally from Casa Grande but now lives on the east coast and it's been a long time since we've all seen her. This night out we managed to get about 5 of us together that met back in 1999 when we were all at the UofA together. We talked about how we met and then we caught up with each other all while doing a lightrail pub crawl in Phoenix.

Friday afternoon Zac and I drove up to Phoenix and checked into our fancy hotel at the Doubletree in Scottsdale. I didn't know Doubletree's could be considered resorts but I guess if it's in Scottsdale then whatever. Around 6pm, Zac dropped me off at Dave's Electric Brew Pub where I downed a nice cold coke. Haha! We took the light rail to some place called Rose and Crown where more people joined us and I think most of us got a bit tipsy off the electric lemonade. It was probably 10pm by the time we were at our 3rd bar and most of us were ready for sleepy time. I think we all felt super old for being so tired so early. After Seamus we went next door to Hotel San Carlos where the others kept on drinking and I stopped but started dancing. I wanted to dance dammit!!!

I ended the night at Hotel San Carlos and called Zac to come get me. I needed to eat something before I threw up on everyone! When Zac arrived I got up to meet him with the intention to introduce him to the group.Well another girl that I met that night immediately went after him and started asking him about his shirt. Zac was representing wearing wildcat gear in scum devil territory! This girl pretty much pushed me out of the way and I just thought it was funny the big fuss she was making over Zac. Another girl I met that night asked me who he was and I told her that was my husband. The girl that asked me tried to get the other girls attention to cut it out but I didn't get it until the next morning that she was doing that. The girl making a hot fuss over Zac then asked him "who are you here with?" that's when I said "he's my husband" the girl was like ohhhhh....she was already trying to set him up with her roommate and Christina's friend Jen. Jen and the two other girls then went on to take pictures with Zac while making fun of his shirt. Jen is an ASU alum so she was making puking faces. I can't wait to see those pictures.

I can't take Zac anywhere!

The next morning after getting some sleep we went to the hotel pool before checking out. We then had lunch at Scottsdale Fashion Square and stopped at Ikea on our way back to Tucson. It was a fun little get away but now back to reality and the stupid gas line that decided to die.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

the best thing ever

There is really nothing like getting a good night's sleep.

I love sleep.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

random things i think about

i hate to see people biting their nails. i've seen how bad some people are when it comes to this and their fingers look disgusting. i also get a mental image of dirty fingernail parts swimming around with food in your stomach. gross.

band aids make me think of tequila and tequila make me think of band aids. i have this weird smell/taste thing. tequila tastes like what band aids smell like. doesn't make sense but there is a connection in my head.

for some reason i REALLY want a yellow shirt. my mom once told me yellow makes me look anemic or jaundiced or something like that...it was mean whatever she said. she was probably jealous of how good i looked in yellow...now that i think of it

i love flip flops but i hate that they aren't work appropriate. my mom once told me i have lizard toes so i've always had this weird thing about thong sandals...i'm afraid that my toes will spread out so far that people will stare and point.

i've always been afraid of my teeth falling out.

it seems cool in a movie when people talk while eating. they make those smacking noises that i always thought sounded so grown up. but when people talk while eating in real life it's disgusting and annoying. the same thing with kissing.

i got my first ever pedicure for my 30th birthday. i loved it...now i'm trying to figure out how i can justify the cost and keep getting pedicures for the rest of my life...along with manicures and personal masseuse.

i bought a new curtain rod for the living room. i can get rid of that horrendous metal tube that has been acting like a curtain rod for almost two years. i barely noticed the imposter about 6 months ago.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

it's not easy being a bitch sometimes

At work there is a not so nice lady. Evil lady has called me obstinate. Ever since that day that I was obstinate to her I've tried to avoid her. It was pretty easy when we worked in different buildings but now she works in the same building about 20 feet away from me. I see her all the time.

Do you know how hard it is to ignore her existence when she walks by me 20 times a day? Sometimes I say hi to people I don't know and there have been several times I've almost accidentally said hi to her.

Not cool.

She irks me.