Saturday Zac and I hopped over to a nearby breakfast/lunchy place named The Good Egg. While waiting for 20 minutes to get in we were reminded that all the college students were back in town and 11am is the time that all these college students decide that it's the perfect time to ruin my lunch. A group of frat boys and two girls were waiting around and all the guys had on a tank and shorts like the one pictured above. Along with their cool tank tops they had on vans or tom's shoes and those cheap black plastic sunglasses with the neon colored sides. I hated them all instantly. They ruined my life.
These boys also like to grab their crotch a lot. I HATE THAT! So does your crotch itch so much that you have to constantly scratch? You do know that there is treatment for itchiness. Do you have to constantly check if your peepee and balls are still there? Is it some obsessive nervous habit like biting nails or tapping your fingers against the table? The next time I see a boy that I actually know grab his crotch in front of me I will smack him. I might just start carrying a ruler around with me. And for girls if you start grabbing your boobs or scratching your crotch I will smack you too!
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They have STDs.
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