I just remembered a few key quotes from my dad from this past weekend.
1)
"I looked online to read about sex in eight."
umm what did you look up online?
"Sex in eight!"
ohhhhhh Section 8.....enunciate
2)
"I bought a movie for 99 cents the other day and it was soft porn. It was from Brazil so you know....what do you expect for 99 cents."
3)
Some lady was asking what his job was before he retired and he told them he was a cement mason and she wrote down semen mason. When he looked at the application he said something like "cement like the stuff you put on the ground"
I love my dad even if he is a bit pervy.
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