Monday, June 23, 2008

Denver. The Beginning.


Straight after work Zac took me up to the Phoenix Airport. The airport was nice and empty and everything went smoothly. I did a bit of people watching and before I knew it, it was time to board. Once on the plane I felt better that things were moving and soon I would be in Denver. The whole flight I was trying to sneak a peek at my neighbor's laptop. He was playing around with some music program and a little keyboard would pop up on the screen. I was embarrassed of my Daisy bitten ipod that I would turn it over but what I really wanted was one of those cool Blackberry thingys that everyone seemed to have.

So after an hour and fifteen minutes we landed and once the place touched down everyone was in a scramble to get off the plane. I don't ever remember getting off a plane so fast. Luckily, Danielle was parking so she said she would meet me by the baggage claim. She then told me to just follow everyone to the train. TRAIN?!!! Why do I need to follow people into a train? I was kind of scared but I slowly found my way to the train and I fought my way in. All I have to say is there was a lot of going up and down escalators to get to the baggage claim.

I finally found the baggage claim area and Danielle. Around this time she had also informed me that they were already at the bar before coming to pick me up and would be returning to the bar. So my first night in Denver was spent at Maloney's (of all places....Maloney's) where I watched drunk men hit on drunk women. I saw a drunk ass girl puking her guts out in the bathroom. I laughed. I managed to get drunk on screwdrivers, evil evil screwdrivers. I also managed to tell everyone I was engaged while dancing like an idiot with my evil screwdriver. I also think I hit on an Asian girl but I'm not quite sure. We'll just pretend I didn't say that. During that night I watched as my friend made out with a little funny looking guy. Somehow, this funny looking guy weaseled his way in our car to get a ride home. When we thought we were in his area he suddenly forgot how to speak or where he was staying. Finally, we pulled into a 7-11 parking lot and we kicked his ass out of the car. I wanted to call the cops on him but I don't always get my way.

After making a stop and eating the best cheeseburger in the world at 3 am I finally saw a bed where I slept the evil screwdrivers away.


evil screwdrivers.

No comments: